Heart of Au

Not so daily ramblings of the moderately insane.

Reading this always amuses me too fucking much. I usually can hold it together until the person refers to Kermit as, “the lizard.”
weebleswobbles:

So true.

(Source: bobbymoynihan, via mmtaylorr)

Queens Of The Stone Age - If I Had A Tail

awhiteuniverse:

infamousnfamous:

Queens Of The Stone Age - If I Had A Tail

Giuchie, giuchie
Oh la la
Do run run
You wont get far

I’m machine
Obsolete
Land of the free
Lobotomy

I wanna suck, I wanna lick
I wanna cry and I wanna spit
Tears of pleasure
Tears of pain
They trickle down your face the same

It’s how you look
Not how you feel
The city of glass
With no heart…

If I had a tail
I’d own the night
If I had a tail
I’d swat the flies

Giuchie, giuchie
Oh la la
Do run run
You won’t get far

Animals in
The midnight zone
When you own the world
You’re always home

Get your hands dirty
Roll up them sleeves
Brainwashed all true believers
Buy flash cars
Diamond rings
Expensive holes to bury things

See me dancing on the scars
See me dance…

Dean Fertita - Moog, Korg

Dave Grohl - Drums

Joshua Homme - Vocals, Guitar, Lead Guitar

Mark Lanegan - Background Vocals

Nick Oliveri - Background Vocals

Michael Shuman - Bass, 12-String Guitar, Background Vocals

Alex Turner - Background Vocals

Troy Van Leeuwen - Guitar, Moog, Background Vocals

(via halfpastpaul)

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

(via candy-cane-girl)

Just kidding, no I don’t.

Just kidding, no I don’t.

(Source: buzzfeedrewind)

It should be a crime to look that stunningly appealing.

(Source: y0ungatheart, via candy-cane-girl)

I don’ like you Zooey……….I love you.  I love you so hard.